You can always count on comedian and actor Billy Eichner to offer his opinion on the latest big story via Twitter, and he was on the ball when the college admissions scandal broke. In a series of tweets, the American Horror Story star made some shocking (and, we're assuming, completely made-up) revelations. "Judith Light got me wait listed at Tufts," he tweeted, but he apparently had more to get off his chest. "Look, it's not the biggest problem in the world but I would not have gotten into Dartmouth without Mo'nique," he added.

The jokes kept coming, with countless Twitter users coming forward with hilarious confessions. "My mother was just indicted for bringing rugelach to my audition for the Miami Beach Jewish Community Center's 1996 production of Pippin," YouTuber Randy Rainbow tweeted. "I knew there had to be something," The New York Times best-selling author Carolyn Parkhurst replied. "It's practically impossible to break into the field of political Broadway-based song parodies."

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