There certainly weren't any glossy magazine deals for Jerry Seinfeld and Jessica Sklar's big day. No doubt burned by the mixed response to their early courtship, the pair decided to keep both their wedding and their honeymoon strictly private affairs. In fact, they even used a decoy limousine to fool the ever-watching press. 

The guests, who included fellow comedians Larry Miller, Mario Joyner, and best man George Wallace, managed to keep schtum after the event, too. Well, mostly. Joyner told the Daily News — as quoted by the Chicago Tribune — "It was very funny and very beautiful, and they're obviously both very in love."  

We also know that Jerry sported a traditional tux while Jessica donned a spaghetti-strap dress designed by the fashion house she worked for at the time, Tommy Hilfiger, and that a rabbi presided over the ceremony. And those who were lucky enough to get an invite to the exclusive wedding enjoyed a menu which included a crabmeat starter, lamb main course, and white frosted chocolate cake for dessert. 

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